The Burden of Being Fancy

When I got my Nikon D800 four years ago I thought, this camera is going to change my life. I dubbed her "Fancy" and vowed to travel the world with her, taking once in a lifetime photographs that would have National Geographic pounding at my door. Today, I just think about how much she makes …

Took Man, Left Chair

This should be funny - you know, random chair with a pithy, chalk caption. But all I feel is loss. Someone has a man, and she's probably out doing fun hipster things with him, and all I'm left with is this discarded chair.