How to Take a Cell Phone Self-Portrait

Step 1:  Look into the sun.

Step 2:  Sneeze. 
Step 3:  Take a random picture of the ground as you are sneezing.

Step 4:  Try again, but realize your eye is still twitching and your hair is parted wrong.

Step 5:   Pull yourself together and hold a pose for 5 seconds. 

Step 6:   Post beautiful new self-portrait on Facebook for all your friends to enjoy.



4 comments on “How to Take a Cell Phone Self-Portrait”
  1. Heather says:

    Hey, great new header.

    Ahh… so THAT’S how you do it! Thanks. 🙂

    1. Actually, I missed a step somewhere in there – the classic shot in which you only get your ear in the picture. Haha.

  2. Funny…I’ll keep this in mind for my next self portrait…oh, wait…I so dislike shots of myself! 😛

    1. What’s funny is, you actually take good photos! You shouldn’t be so camera shy. 🙂

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