How to Take a Cell Phone Self-Portrait

Step 1:  Look into the sun.

Step 2:  Sneeze. 
Step 3:  Take a random picture of the ground as you are sneezing.

Step 4:  Try again, but realize your eye is still twitching and your hair is parted wrong.

Step 5:   Pull yourself together and hold a pose for 5 seconds. 

Step 6:   Post beautiful new self-portrait on Facebook for all your friends to enjoy.

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