Skype conversation between Andy and I tonight – practice run for if, when I go to Ireland, things go very very badly:
Me: Hello? Help! I’m chained to an effin radiator in Galway!
Andy: Don’t burn yourself.
Me: You don’t care.
Andy: You’re warm and have company. What’s there to be worried about?
Me: There’s no whiskey.
Andy: Be right there after I finish my rum and coke.
Me: Thanks Mr. Knickers.
For everything from photo walks, to drinks, to saving people from dungeons in Ireland, everyone needs an Andy.